At best, you’re just really excited about your life and you should tell everyone, and at worst you’re specifically hoping to make people feel worse about their lives and jealous of yours.
Interesting statuses must be fascinating and original, and funny ones my be hilarious.
I’ll happily take mildly amusing at least we’re still dealing with the good guys. Nearly any store I called ld identical likely story when I asked if it had any dresses available, as it happened.
Claire Dratch in Bethesda.
Betsy Fisher in Dupont Circle. These ‘dress shop’ retail associates were apparently part of a plot to hide the absolute lack of dresses in the Washington metro area. Absolutely … definitely not sold out. This is where it starts getting very interesting, right? We have evening gowns. However, they’d gotten quite a few Crooked Media namely, the Washington Post to corroborate their tale.
It became increasingly clear that I was dealing with a conspiracy, with nearly any call.
Actually we’re having a trunk show starting morrow for dresses.
Yeah, we do. Wide selection of great dresses in quite a few sizes, What’s more, they insisted that they not only had formal dresses available. Lord and Taylor in Chevy Chase. Notice that huge. It’s a problem to find a great dress for this inauguration. All the dress shops are sold out in Washington. I’m sure you heard about this. Probably p ever. President elect Donald Trump wants you to know that the inaugural balls held in his honor on Jan. It is we are planning to have an unbelievable, perhaps recordsetting turnout for the inauguration, and there should be loads of movie and entertainment stars, he recently ld Politico.
It’s that he only says things out loud after he has thoroughly researched them and confirmed their veracity, if we know anything about Trump’s relationship with the truth.
I decided to call a few -area dress shops and department stores to understand how they’ve been handling the sellout and what I found was heartbreaking.
That means that is currently in the midst of an unprecedented shortage of evening gowns. Woman who answered the phone at Prada in McLean, Virginia, made a semantic argument when I asked her about the dress shortage. So, I just don’t have any in the store, she said, We’re not sold out. Anyway, I have to have them transferred over. That is interesting right? Maybe she ok my email address down wrong or maybe this transfer business was just a cover up for the fact that Prada had no gowns whatsoever. I never received it, she offered to email me a lookbook of dresses that were available to be sent into the store. Actually a likely story! Maybe. She promised that BHLDN could call in any gown from the website that a client wanted a clear, desperate attempt to stall for time.