Guys can flex their muscles and abs by sticking to a hat, vest and jeans to their next function. See the sexy summer outfit combinations for men.Summer parties are all about wearing sleeveless to party and flaunting your muscles and absin order to attract more girls at the party. She accessorized with studded strappy grey sandals, hoop earrings, a necklace, and an emerald butterfly ring. Her partner Russell was all smiles as he carried in an enormous looking present wrapped in gold paper. To highlight her ageless beauty, Hawn opted for a glittery smokey palette to accentuate her doe eyes and kept her signature grin more neutral with a ‘peachy’ lip. Dammit, I wish that fucking geed cashier at the ‘7Eleven’ hadn’t taken my fake. Another question isSo the question is this. Why can’t these fuckers just understand that drinking laws don’t apply to me? I guess this rubbing alcohol I stole from my roommate will get me buzzed before I leave.
Couldn’t he tell that I’m basically already in a frat?
Studies have shown that if you wear chubbies the chances of you hooking up with a girl drops drastically to zero.
Accordingly a variable that scientist did not see coming however is that wearing chubbies quadruples the probability that you like men. After that, I noticed they’ve been wearing jeans, they seemed all around pretty cool. Couple of guys from my floor came by my room to see if I wanted to come with them to a party down the street. That’s where it starts getting very interesting, right? It didn’t even have a frocket, one was wearing a Polo Tshirt.
I can’t be seen rolling up to a party with guys like that.
Fucking JEANS!
WTF? While restraining my urge to call them out on their pussy creep fuck GDI attire, I ld them to get lost. I think those dudes left my room with a bad taste in their mouth. Also, he better watch his back, whenever I’m in tight with my new frat brothers just after tonight. Pretty sure one called me a fucking taint spanker under his breath. Besides. Now look. Man, Know what, I love college. Just keep reading! One more drink and I’ll be going Mayweather on her uterus with my frat hog.
She actually laughed at my nsil hockey opening line. Man, so this girl I’m talking to seems pretty into me. Wait, that’s probably so he can display my face on the projector during pledge selection. Just walked into the house. Fact, he kept pointing at my neon greenish and dark blue Sperrys and just recycling into fits of laughter. Considering the above said. I’m already halfway there! Sounds familiardoesn’t it? Not until he snapped, like, five me pictures, he eventually ld me I could come in. With that said, took, like, five minutes for the door monitor to stop laughing so I could talk to him. Have you heard of something like this before? How do these guys have the NERVE to let in anything under a nine? Why are all the girls so modestly dressed? Basically, whatever, By the way I guess I’ll let it slide for now. There’s some more information about it here. Where are the models in bikinis pouring pitchers of beer all over themselves on the bar, Sure, those dresses are pretty sexy.
What the FUCK.
This dude came out of nowhere, ok this girl by the hand, and just brought her into his room.
Whatever, sorostitute is tally missing out. YOU HEAR ME, BITCH! I BET MY LEFT HAND GIVES BETTER BLOW JOBS THAN YOU! He just turned around and gave me this grin before slamming the door in my face, I tried to follow them in. Then again. Deep down, I know they respect that shit. Ok, and now one of the most important parts. Well, To be honest I just got thrown out of the house. Apparently pissing in the shower with your hands behind your head is a decent way to piss a couple people off. Furthermore, I just asserted some frat dominance all over that house and its shower. They also asked if Ringling Brothers were in wn after they looked at my clothes. If they looked at me they just fell over themselves laughing, By the way I asked the guys who came out of that house if this was Cherry Street. Turns out I had the wrong address. Therefore, what the fuck does that even mean? Through their fits of hysterics, one choked out that I was on the completely wrong side of town.
Hans Dix @RealHansDix is a American college student and author. He is eternally on the run from the fun police, as a seasoned member of the good time club. We had a kid who when asked why should you be a decent fit for? I need to be a dope as DJ for you guys and drop some sick tracks I made at your parties. Safe to say I never learned that kids name. Actually, he looked at me like my dad did that one time he caught me jerking off to Lacoste.com. Then again, it’s like I already know more than these guys. Of course when he passed them over I saw they’ve been Miller Lites, one of them offered me a couple beers. Notice that I asked if he had any Natty Light. Ld them I was a freshman and was interested in rushing. That said, they’ve been pretty cool. Just talked to most of the bros upstairs. You shouldn’t these guys know that Miller is geed juice? Like, what kind of real frat bro doesn’t buy Natty? They ld me all about the house and everything.