The light red dress effect is a phenomenon in which men are rendered markedly stupider in a woman presence in a redish dress.
No, sorry, what I mean is that men find that woman more sexually appealing. This effect was reinforced by numerous studies and experiments, and is thought to be connected to light red toned fertility signifiers, both biological and cultural. Now let me ask you something. Pink can be holiday appropriate, can’t it? Generally. I’m guessing if someone spills a drink on you, this is made from that scuba fabric so popular last season, you won’t even feel it.
Besides being useful for abstract cosplaying as THE NIGHT SKY, this is the ultimate in lazy holiday dressing. It’s basically a sparkly nightgown. So if Spanx is a thing you do, you won’t even feel compelled to lock blades in tempestuous battle with your Spanx. Essentially, no matter how much you eat or drink, you’ll be able to breathe comfortably and still look as festive as a giant sentient clump of tinsel. Since what’s a holiday party without boobs, it comes complete with peekaboo ‘cleav hole’, right? Think of how comfort sexy you’ll be, ensconced so.
Whenever leading the authors to conclude that redish leads women to see other women more negatively, more than that, another study just this summer found that women read other women in dark red as a sexual threat and also as promiscuous and sexually receptive.
Conceived in teal velvet flocked taffeta, this is a bunch of dress. Instagram, folks were all, Lesley, that is lots of dress, and I naturally thought WELL LUCKILY I AM A LOT OF ‘DRESSWEARING’ BODY. They were right.
It is a huge volume of dress. It is a dress that smacks viewers across the face with its ‘dress ness’. That’s right! It is a dress that will fight you and win if you don’t put your whole faith and confidence into The Dress. Although possibly the right amount for a party where you want everyone to look at you a lot, definitely too much for the wedding I’d intended it for, and possibly even have a difficult time looking away.
So a surprising number of party friendly options out there this year are very 1924 Downtony, just shorter.
Wear this teal frock and remember Mavis’ fictional sacrifice. As I had thought it meant a garment that was fitted on top and with a flowy skirt, aSOS is calling this a skater dress which officially means I no longer understand what skater dress means like an ice skater’s costume. Which this is clearly not, as it is lacking in even a suggestion of a waistline.
turns out I was wrong, and skater dress is a reference to Mavis Skater, the courageous suffragist and women’s rights activist who dared to wear a dress above the knee to a music hall in 1897 Philadelphia, and who was severely injured when bystanders pelted her with cabbage. With a lifelong fear of brassicas, and all we have left of her is this confusing dress description, she survived. For example, you should make that decision from a fully informed perspective, redish is a natural choice for the holidays. Did you know that the light red dress effect was a thing, is that the case? Wikipedia page.