While slamming of her hand on our desks, it reminded me. Of my 8th grade English teacher who. For some crazy reason, told us, that you weren’t really a virgin if nobody had ever asked you to have sex.
Well, I’m not a virgin anymore. At the time, I’m not even sure I knew what a virgin was, andfigured she was having a nervous breakdown. Later in lifespan, I’m almost sure I got it. And now here’s a question. Should someone, please, for the love of god, get me a little, goddamn, blackish dress? Forget character building and individuality. Fact, it’s super easy to define what you are without ever being in a particular situation.
Old Navy that says Aloha on it, beach flip flops, and, definitely, a flower in my hair.
They were fantastic. My husband’s like, you’re fine. Neither of us gives it another thought. I figure it’s some inside fan thing, She’s a huge etter Than Ezra fan. We danced. With that said, we had a blast. Now pay attention please. It was a win for all of us.
Considering the above said. It’s a concert. Basically the band played for 60 minutes. She checked and it was optional, my friend explains that the grey dress thing was part of the radio promotion. Doesn’t it sound familiar, am I correct? Two inappropriate outfits, the women there have a great story about the weirdo who wore not one. Now look, the lesson of the Little Black Dress Party is that you win some, and you lose some in the game of self discovery.
You if the concert starts. That’s interesting. Since lately I had been indulging my dark side in a revenge fantasy against someone who totally had it coming, I’ll take nice. It is she really had no information everyone should be in grey dresses and felt terrible as we all realized the truth of the situation. That night I scored I’m pretty sure I won’t lie. It’s a radio sponsored cocktail party with a DJ and a Little Black Dress theme,I think, maybe, to support breast cancer or some other noble cause I look like I’m mocking. Basically the Meredith Myth was busted. Better than Ezrais scheduled to play for 30 minutes. It was hard. Now regarding the aforementioned fact… I like to sell myself as the woman type that wouldn’t really care about any of this…and happily a huge part of me did not.
Unable to stand the embarrassment any longer, I actually remember I have a pair of jeans in the car and two my bags kids’ clothes for Goodwill in the trunk. My husband was like, Not everyone is wearing a grey dress. So there’s sequins. That’s where it starts getting really interesting. Fancy ones. Everyone is wearing a grey dress. Rhinestones. It’s blackish with bedazzled, Peace Love Dance on it. Certainly, my toes haven’t been pedicured since about April. Sanuk flipflops. With pearls. Although, right now, To be honest I realize my husband is either really sweet or completely blind,and I consider knocking out my friend and wearing her blackish dress. Essentially. Sold! That’s a major improvement to my look. You’re just seeing that. Ok, and now one of the most important parts. I’m quite sure I shimmy into the jeans in the front seat of the car in a well lit parking lot, like the classy woman I am. We pull into the parking lot and it’s full of women wearing grey cocktail dresses. You’re welcome for the visual. We’ve all been there and know it’s not easy. That’s interesting right? High, sexy heels.
My friend invited me to aBetter Than Ezraconcert.
YES to life! Wrong. It’s, apparently, a Little Black Dress Party. Usually, freakin’ Blazoned. Right, is that the case? i say yes. Therefore, she said something like, Hey, Actually I won four tickets on the radio to seeBetter than Ezra, do you and Dan seek for to go, is that the case? Now let me tell you something. By the way, the important part to understand is that the words Little, Black, Dress, and Party were never spoken, in any order, at any time, now I’m paraphrasing here.
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