I wanna thank the lordT mah gawdT for bestowing Shadwack, Hewack and Disnegro with those illfitting, fitted supernegro #alphets that inspired the ghost of the unholy spirit to I started reading this stuff, the room started swirling, the air was curling like da Bishop’s weave, and I entered The Room, where ishop ddie ong was fanning me with something because of these tight ass alphets they got on. I just KNEW whatever function they’ve been at had someone’s aunty in all white kitten heel slingbacks double check whether it goes for quite a while just to get just the right pic. Take it again on 3! Eventually, the look on Eddie’s face is like, take another pic cuz I didn’t see the flash go off! I knew that wig looked familiar, Lawd! Nonetheless, I looked closer at the gentleman in the middle and realized it was Bishop Eddie Long. I cackled to the high heavens since that hairhat was sitting tall on his scalp like the good Sunday Harvest wig it was supposed to be. Now regarding the aforementioned fact… Whenever cackling and laughing so hard that tears were falling, I spent half a day refreshing. Let me tell you. LuvvNation CUT A COMPLETE fool over this picture. Anywho, I dropped the picture on my Awesomely Luvvie Facebook page. Ok, and now one of the most important parts. Below are quite a few best. Now look, the comments that ensued laid me out for an ideal 12 hours.
Picture dropped the other day that blessed me tremendously.
It was of three older Black men in all almost white.
I thought they looked like what exactly should happen if the three wise men decided to go to a Frankie Beverly and Maze Concert before they went to visit Baby Jesus in that manger. I’m waiting on this recap like its a Scandal recap. Thread that is holding them #alphets together, they are the real MVPs. JP is the real MVP. Now regarding the aforementioned fact… My mom I cackled at this post when you posted it Sunday night and again Monday morning. I lied. Your anointed Eddie ‘youcanseehow’ Long is running around uching anything for any longer enough. Oh, Misty please. Holding him up as a particular man of God says more about you than anything else.